Free Advice
I can see your bra through your shirt(at least I'm wearing one.)
Your breath smells.
You shouldn't drive hunched over.
Or wear socks in the rain.
It's best not to write in all capitals.
Please eat your brownie over a plate.
Your hair looks better in layers.
Don't forget to bring flowers.
Your furniture isn't arranged properly. I'll
help you change it.
Just eat less and exercise more.
Make more time for yourself.
Save 1/4 of your salary for rent.
Hang your coat up as soon as you walk in the door.
Say yes at first and no later.
Your ass crack is sticking out of those pants.
Please mind your garden.
Keep your child at home.
July 2016
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